A young Chinese lady in Beijing or Shanghai that tries to lure single foreign men into a tea house/bar where they will be charged exuberant prices for drinks. A tea hoe might also drug your drink and steal your money as you pass out.
by nongfu September 15, 2010
Get the tea hoemug. A Tea Fairy is a captivating, enchanting being with golden blonde hair, mesmerizing blue eyes, and the most heartwarming smile. This magical creature is known for their extraordinary powers, which include delivering warm, soothing tea in times of illness and possessing the amazing ability to make anyone smile, even in the darkest moments.
I was feeling terribly ill this morning, but the Tea Fairy appeared out of nowhere gracing me with a steaming cup of tea and a smile that melted my heart.
by KingPlatypus June 3, 2023
Get the Tea Fairymug. by doopi April 20, 2014
Get the meat teamug. When you get done anal fucking your girlfriend, you collect the shit infused semen into your finest tea cup and begin drinking it like you're a member of the royal family.
by ShamUD69 July 13, 2015
Get the Anal Teamug. The Disco tea is a phrase used when a person is having a cup of tea before going out clubbing.
The Disco tea can have many variants, some of these are:
- Vodka Shots (be it the 3€ variety or grey goose, your choose)
- Schnapps (any flavour you like)
- Pretty much any alcoholic drink
You also could have some 'sprinkles' in your disco tea, this is were it gets fun, anything you want can be sprinkles but MDMA is the best.
The Disco tea can have many variants, some of these are:
- Vodka Shots (be it the 3€ variety or grey goose, your choose)
- Schnapps (any flavour you like)
- Pretty much any alcoholic drink
You also could have some 'sprinkles' in your disco tea, this is were it gets fun, anything you want can be sprinkles but MDMA is the best.
Matt - Anyone for a disco tea ?
Rob - yes please 2 sugars, vodka shot and sprinkles
Paul - yes please, its my bday fuck it i'll have the same as rob
James - please, just sprinkles for me
Rob - yes please 2 sugars, vodka shot and sprinkles
Paul - yes please, its my bday fuck it i'll have the same as rob
James - please, just sprinkles for me
by BIG RED October 4, 2012
Get the Disco Teamug. by fuckteachannels October 15, 2021
Get the Tea Channelsmug. by wonder woman is here December 23, 2017
Get the energy teamug.