taking a roberts

taking a shit

i'm takin' a roberts
don't forget to wipe your roberts

by pimpinat31 April 29, 2003

dirty robert

the act of watching hentai while orgasming from a vibrator

"dude, this guy fucking creamed when watching hentai in class! he pulled a dirty robert!"

by Glizzyglobber October 31, 2022

the robert special

the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin

Jacob always gets the Robert special

bex also gets the Robert special

by the terrorist January 16, 2017

rebound robert

go on mattias snap stories

“day 15 rebound robert”

by iceyiz December 19, 2019

Robert Largin

Incel with no jawline

Hey you look like Robert largin!

by jeiwbwjqvq June 08, 2021

The Oral Roberts

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl, and right before you cum you pull out and cover her face, then finish by throwing an open bible in her face and telling her to REPENT!

My girlfriend was bugging me to wake up early sunday and go to church, but I convinced her to just take "The Oral Roberts" instead.

by the Dildozer July 31, 2013

Robert Riegler

The typical math teacher who dates his calculator and is cheating with the math book.

Robert Riegler doesn't like his students.

by closetlover101 August 14, 2019