Relationship saturated

Polyamory term for unable to sustain any additional relationships
my mind and emotions can't handle any more Romantic relationship so I am relationship saturated.
by PolyWife April 25, 2017
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relationship cred

How well you know someone that defines the appropriateness of the things you say to this person. You probably have high relationship cred with your bff but low relationship cred with the stranger in line ahead of you at the grocery store.
His joke was totally inappropriate given that we have low relationship cred.
by Shel Bell October 20, 2015
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Dysfucktional Relationship

A Relationship that is Extremely Dysfunctional, damaging and only driven by sex.
Those two's Dysfucktional Relationship has caused problems with all their friends
by J.Marinaro August 26, 2015
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Relationship monkey

Someone who starts a new relationship before ending an existing one, like the monkey swinging through the trees doesn't let go of the branch until it's grabbed the next one.
I'm a relationship monkey as I don't like being on my own although I pretend I'm fine & happy outside of a relationship,truly I'm not.
by Big Bad Gorilla March 17, 2017
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sugar relationship

A (typically) sexual arrangement between two consenting adults where one person is a companion to other other in exchange for--and contingent upon--some form of compensation.
her: you're hot, mr. man. seeing anyone?
him: e'yup. you, if you have the means to keep me.
her: how's an apartment all to your own, and i have the only copy of the key?
him: him... a sugar relationship. yeah. that'll work.
by innagoddadavida May 06, 2023
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authentic relationship

Its five key characteristics:

- trusting morally ambiguous people
- refraining yourself from changing people who clearly urgently need to be fixed; loving people for the mess they are
- having transparent communications with liars and judges
- admitting your real delusional expectations to resentful people not hired for that job
- weather storms with the wimpiest sailors

Something very hard to find on Tinder.
Jane: What are you doing?
John : I'm shopping for an authentic relationship online.
Jane: Gosh... better look for a needle in a haystack!
by CharlesM January 04, 2015
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Open relationship

It's simple enough, if you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open.
Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.
by Solid Mantis October 07, 2020
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