Osama Bin Laden Rap

A rap made by osama bin laden during 9/11

Osama Bin Laden Rap: Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?

I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm I'm Osama
Run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane like
Bro man salam
This will be bumpy ride
Put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says "DAMN SHOULD'VE RODE MY DONKEY"
It's about to get crazy
When it's time to pray
I strap grenade to a baby
"Allah save me"
Happy Ramadamadamadingdong everyone
Let me show you what plane flying lessons gave me

by Thanks for the Backshots March 11, 2025

Osama Jizz Laden

Wearing a suicide best while having intercourse, which is timed to blow up when you cum.

“Yo did you hear about Austin”
“Yea I heard he died doing an Osama Jizz Laden”

by HomingPigeon April 23, 2025

Osama Bin-Ballin

The SECOND best rapper since kanye. His duo with tendick jafar is enlightening.

ITS A BIRD ITS A PLANE AND ITS HIT THE SECOND TOWER

Osama BIN-Ballin call me lebron, look at those towers BOOM they're gone!!!!

by bigwillysteve May 2, 2025

Osamason

I really good underground (not really that underground) rapper with a really annoying fanbase that spams the same two jokes.

Normal Osamason fan: yo u like Osamason too?
Osamason "fan": Yeah I like lil o's lil o😂 tdf no Internet😂😂😂 son I'm crine😂😂😂🤣🤣

by Kynlary January 18, 2026

Osama Cocktail

An Osama Cocktail is Comprised of a Delicate Combination of Rose ‘Osama’ On The Side Of The Side of the Glass With a Nice pint of Ackee Cocktail.

“I can’t wait to pull out my sweet Juicy Osama Cocktail out of my fridge!”

“He was a Rapper But His Osama Cocktail Was More of a Serenity Juice than I thought it was”

by MackATony January 28, 2026

Osama Bear

An “IDIOTTT” (read in British accent), yet as sweet as his name suggests. E- kidnapped from Ask, he is trustworthy, immature, and stupid in the most lovable way possible. Although he speaks terrible English, but his heart? Clean, clear, and pure.

A nerdy charmer you never saw coming, with a dumb laugh, terrible jokes, and a cuteness level that grows on you more each day. Osama Bear is the ultimate gaming buddy—he’ll support your dumb gaming sense, follow your hero across the map, and still find a way to make you laugh when you lose.

Sure, sometimes he notices other girls and asks if they're pretty (and you’ll yell at him for hours), but he’ll stay patient and kind, because deep down, you know it was out of innocence and not ill will. If you find your Osama Bear, you're beyond lucky, so never let him go, even if you have to, or even if you live 1,803 kilometers away.

Stop being such an Osama Bear—no one else can pull off being this cute and stupid at the same time.

Osama Bear, I think we won the lane!

Osama Bear, do you hate me?

by Pookie Pomegranate July 24, 2025

osamahub

community dedicated to rapper osamason

''u wanna join osamahub?''
''no bro''

by konfliction August 13, 2025