racist dog

A canine that is opposed to a certain ethnic group.

Billy: I have a racist dog.
Racist Dog: I hate Mexicans!

by albinonerd13 December 4, 2007

Racist Door

The racist door is a figurative/metaphorical door that is opened when somebody makes a racist comment. This either allows for further racist comments or it allows for the retort: "You are a racist" or words to that effect, thereby closing the racist door.

Coined on Mock The Week, by Frankie Boyle, when someone made a racist comment against Scotland (his homeland) and he replied: "Thanks for opening the racist door for me."

"Hello children, shall we see what's behind the racist door today? Oh, it's ching chong chinaman."

<hears racist comment> "Does anybody hear a creaking door?"

- Frankie Boyle

by LemonZeppelin September 12, 2009

racist pizza

Another name for white pizza.

How come there's no black pizza?

"Excuse me, this pizza has red sauce on it. I want to request a racist pizza. I don't trust anything that's not white"

by Zac(no h) August 11, 2006

culinary racist

someone who leaves the over or under cooked part of their food, even when its still edible.

guy: hey why haven't you eaten that piece of pizza?
girl: its not cooked the same as the rest, its slightly burnt
guy: you culinary racist!

by Cap'n Loz May 4, 2010

Racist elephant

One who is part of the republican party. Includes Rick Santorum, George W. Bush and Rick Perry.

Me: Man, did you see Rick Santorum's speech last night, he's such a racist elephant!

by ChikaraGuy June 27, 2012

Racist

You and me, whether you like it or not.

Classifying any kind of living thing is racist in and of itself, racism belongs to the natural order of the universe.

by diogenesthetruthspeaker December 4, 2022

Racist

A white male who believes all men were created equal.

If Martin Luther King was white he would be a racist.

by Mikey G6 February 19, 2022