Minecraft Girlfriend

Something every guy in the 2020s either wanted be have or wanted to be

Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time

*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father

by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022

Die In Minecraft

A phrase often said while playing Minecraft to mean die in the game. This is different from just using Die. It was often said by the famous Youtuber Astelic so it didn't come off as a threat.

Player one: Walking on a bridge
Player Two: "Die in Minecraft!" Throws a fireball

Player one: Falls and dies

by AweGen December 8, 2020

minecraft shaders

something your pc cant handle

friend 1: "yo i downloaded some realistic minecraft shaders"
friend 2: "well how did it go"
friend 1: "my pc exploded and burned down my house. i am now homeless. send help please.
friend 2: "ahahah that was a funny joke"
friend 1: "what the fuck"

by poop man man poop December 31, 2020

Minecraft urge

The minecraft urge is the strange feeling you get every 2 to 3 months where you just want to play Minecraft day and night, get all your friends online, download a ton of mods. Until one day you just get bored and put it down just for the cycle to continue

Why can’t he play with us?

Oh he’s having a Minecraft urge give it a few weeks

by Cheese Pretzels January 26, 2021

minecraft chicken

a *VERY* annoying thing in minecraft that is used in minecraft pranks, as it makes *VERY* loud noises

"Oh man, someone just played the Minecraft chicken prank on me!"

by meowykitty March 22, 2021

minecraft gang

A meme gang that represents a video game called Minecraft. Rivals with Roblox Gang. Gang Colors is Green, Brown, Orange. The gang has many gang signs like Roblox gang does

Person 1: Shoots a roblox gangster
Person 2: Oh yeah! Who lotta Minecraft Gang shit!!

by BitterJigs December 18, 2017

Call of Minecraft

Two games that should not be put together under any circumstances, due to the sheer amount of addictiveness in both to cause a rip in the average gamer's life and kill us all.

Idiot: Lawl DuDe ThEY ShuD so Mak COD Wit Mincrft n MakE Call of Minecraft hur hur hur

Person: No.

by DefaultAsAwesome October 23, 2012