Lopano Joke

The act of repeating something someone just said in the first person and adding "once" to the end of it.

PERSON A: Hey, I found a penny.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I found a penny once.

PERSON A: I think she killed the spider.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I killed a spider once.

PERSON A: Imagine if you just died, right now.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I died once.

by Silent Chicken May 3, 2009

a big joke

msnake, mnet, mbullshit, mjoke & mclownery

"This is just a big joke, mnet is a big joke. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

by guess who I am!!! May 13, 2021

inside jokes

A joke in which you do not want to be part of.

Today Jenna did something and now is part of many inside jokes with my friends.

by The man of blood and death November 18, 2018

reality joke

A joke that causes immediate, negative real-world consequences for the jokee and, in some instances, the joker.

Phil: "Tim, seriously, stop paddling backwards right now. We're about to get sucked into that forty foot waterfall. Please paddle forwards immediately. We seriously need to get away from this forty foot waterfall."
*Tim continues backpaddling*
Phil: "Tim, seriously, what the $(&#$ are you doing??!!"
Tim: *continues paddling* "REALITY JOKE!!!!!!!"

by Garfoose June 20, 2015

JoStar Joke

A joke that causes more distress than joy from the recipients of the joke. The person who says the joke will usually start laughing in an unbearable lil' giggle that will cause even more pain to the listeners

JoStar: "Why does an asteroid taste better than a comet?"
Innocent bystander 1: "Why?"
JoStar: "because its a little meteor!"
Innocent bystander 2: "That is such a JoStar joke bruh."
Innocent bystander 3: "I will end you."
JoStar: *giggling like a little beech*

by Aim For North August 22, 2022

An inside joke

A joke that is only understood by a group of people and isn't allowed on urban Dictionary

-what is so funny about fenir
-you wouldn't get it its an inside joke

by Xxjoe_mamaxX October 19, 2021

Joking on the Square

A diplomatic way of telling a friend their outfit sucks, their boyfriend is ugly, they need to use more conditioner, etc. by making a joke about it like you’re kidding.
Usually they will get the hint without getting mad.

Hey Megan, (laughing) man I love those jeans, I haven’t been able to find those lately, did you get them at a garage sale?
Megan: Are you joking on the square dude??

by Richfolk September 23, 2021