by joyce byers January 11, 2017
Retains the same functions as a regular jockstrap but with the addition a thong-type string in the rear part of the garment for aesthetic reasons as well as to offer extra coverage to one's backside/anus.
Man: "I'll see if I can find any jock thongs to buy, I wouldn't want any of the other guys to see my asshole in case I for any reason have to bend over, squat, kneel, or crouch in the locker room."
Boy: "I think that I might wear jock thong today, because I want that extra support for my butt, but I wouldn't want to feel so exposed in my backside."
Man: "Wearing this sexy jock thong tonight is guaranteed to score me some action with my partner--they won't be able to get their hands off me! The illusion, mystery, suspense, and sexual wonder is too much to hold back on."
Boy: "I think that I might wear jock thong today, because I want that extra support for my butt, but I wouldn't want to feel so exposed in my backside."
Man: "Wearing this sexy jock thong tonight is guaranteed to score me some action with my partner--they won't be able to get their hands off me! The illusion, mystery, suspense, and sexual wonder is too much to hold back on."
by NotYourAverageUnderwearExpert February 19, 2014
Your typical Jock, but instead of being proficient at sports, they're proficient at computers, video games, and the internet. Also like a typical Jock, Chair Jocks are just as arrogant and rude, but are only so when their cheeks are planted on their gaming chair.
"Who, Michael? That guy is such a Chair Jock, thinks he's on track to be the next hero of the internet because he's slightly above average at computers and video games. Arrogant fuck."
by joytoyboy September 27, 2022
1.Girls that always want the D.
2.A girl who always wants to have sex and won't quit riding your jock.
3.A croc-jock.
croc jocks
2.A girl who always wants to have sex and won't quit riding your jock.
3.A croc-jock.
croc jocks
Hey Samantha always wants the D she's such a croc-jock.
Tiffany won't leave me alone she keeps trying to force me into sex.
Why's, she acting like such a croc-jock?
croc jocks
Tiffany won't leave me alone she keeps trying to force me into sex.
Why's, she acting like such a croc-jock?
croc jocks
by jklk;lgjkakl;kg. v ccc,cmcmcm June 27, 2017
by YoonMin iS rEaL March 31, 2018
To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.
Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.
by Kirkury October 23, 2020
Jose: Dude, why is Leah always jumpin' my jock?
John: She's just desperate. You're like the fourth guy this month.
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Mike: Why does Kelsie jump Steve's jock every time he's around?
Josh: Dude, you know she's liked him since Freshman year. Give her some slack.
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Jake: Hey Kristi, why do you gotta jump jock so much? This is like your fourth boyfriend this month!
Kristi: It's not my fault there are so many cute guys!
Jake: But all your boyfriends are ugly...
John: She's just desperate. You're like the fourth guy this month.
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Mike: Why does Kelsie jump Steve's jock every time he's around?
Josh: Dude, you know she's liked him since Freshman year. Give her some slack.
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Jake: Hey Kristi, why do you gotta jump jock so much? This is like your fourth boyfriend this month!
Kristi: It's not my fault there are so many cute guys!
Jake: But all your boyfriends are ugly...
by Captain DFTBAwesome October 31, 2010