Schrödinger's Homosexual

A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke

Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?

by ff69 April 27, 2024

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Homosexual Hammered

Dude what happened last night?
You got Homosexual Hammered and started making out with a random guy

by MCB95 May 06, 2016

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you.

you are homosexual .

by WhorerMovies September 22, 2023

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Oh? Peter is Homosexual.

by Lieutenant Axel September 29, 2023

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Greg: Jacob Plays Genshin
Steve: He must be Homosexual

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A person who would rather be rode by a dick than to ride a hot Latina chick. Also going to pride parades that just leave a mess. Don’t be a homo.

Person 1: Dad, I think I am a homosexual.

Person 1’s Dad: We are out of milk *walks out of the door*.

by YourMomAMilf March 19, 2023

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used by homophobes towards gay people to make themselves "scientifically accurate"

Homophobe: Homosexuals and their hellish sexualities.
Person: Go to hell. How would you feel if I called you heterosexual instead of straight?

by suck_my_d33 June 15, 2021

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