hipster

A man/woman who wears tight clothing and will deny being a hipster if asked. Usually listens to esoteric music until a non-hipster does. At rocks shows, stands still with one foot tapping along with the music and there thumbs in there pockets and may or may not subtly nod their head with the beat. Added bonus if in more than one band and has a master's degree in pop-culture.

Male hipster: "I wear woman's jeans."
Female hipster: "You're in more than one band? Let's make out."
Male/Female hipster: "You drink pino grigio too?!?! Let's make out."

by Chris Manley September 5, 2005

Hipster

Hipsters tend to wear thick-rimmed glasses, like non Top Chart music and beards.

Maddi Duncan is a total hipster, have you seen her glasses and boyfriend?

by Jack7140 September 13, 2011

hipsteric

A hipster gone hysteric...

O.M.G. I dont know what to wear!!!
Calm down your Hipsteric!!

Did you see that?
It was Hipsterical

by Anaim April 21, 2009

Hipster

You've probably never heard of them.

Examples are too mainstream for a hipster.

by maggetator October 9, 2011

Hipster

A group of obnoxious, uneducated people who reject the social norm to an unnecessary degree. Their only goal in life is to be "different". Coincidentally, they're all the same. Most hipsters are annoying, greasy, trashy, and poor. They obsess over a style, meme, band, etc. until everyone else likes it. Once everyone else likes it, they make a big deal about how everyone is copying them and they claim to not like the style, meme, band, etc. anymore.

I'm a hipster. Who needs clothes? Everyone wears clothes, I wanna be different.

by Nikki Nightmare March 9, 2012

hipster

www.urbanoutfitters.com

hipster: buys shirt from urban outfitters
person: where did you get that shirt?
hipster: it's vintage.

see: urban outfitters

by ithinkimfunnybutnotreally December 15, 2012

Hipster

Design arseholes.

"Look at that hipster, he's such a design arsehole."

by _TryCatch June 9, 2014