Fred

Fred the purple octopus, he is not like the other octopuses

Fred is cuter than you

by TCNade February 17, 2021

Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.

“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”

by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024

Bedhead fred

When you cannonball jump onto someone's face, fart loudly and moan for poetic effect. The boyfriends love it.

Miles I walked in on Harry getting a bedhead fred and it was messy!

by whalecom November 21, 2021

Fred

The cause of my PTSD

Fred will traumatize you

by 349271 May 16, 2019

Freds dad

Some nigga that steals people chins while they sleep

#LongChinTribe

I can’t wait for Freds Dad to drop his new album with that Nigga X

Damn that nigga Fred really left me with a wet chin this morning

by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021

Fred

Fred is the biggest man alive and he is very strong :D

"Omg Fred, you so big and strong"

by Fartur May 7, 2021

Fred

The condition in where a person is chemically addicted to excessively consuming freshly produced male ejaculation

I have Fred syndrome for my ability to never halt dipping my pizza in cum

by My name is Jeremy spring February 22, 2022