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blanket children

When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off
Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny
by Handledeeznutz November 2, 2015
mugGet the blanket childrenmug.

Harmed your children

I haven't done it yet and if you don't want it to happen you need to pay me for that AI. All your posturing isn't fooling anyone who knows who I am. They know you left the children to die so you could steal from me and one of them already told the truth.
Hym "I haven't harmed your children yet and according to the ads both of the candidates that ran here were 'too soft on pedophiles.' And the woman who was too soft on pedophiles won. And from your hesitancy to release the Epstein files, 'too soft on pedophiles' seems to be a recurring theme. You need to pay me for that AI. Nothing you say is going to intimate me enough to let you steal my freedom. I don't care who they send, I'm not stop being a threat to your kids until I have secured a future that isn't working to generate tax revenue to feed kids I did not sire. If you want to protect your kids. You will make them pay me."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2025
mugGet the Harmed your childrenmug.

Children

Absolute abominations. If you see these things running across the street, give them a light little kick that will send them across the universe. If you don't have enough strength to do this, you can strangle them with your bear hands. If you see anyone that likes to take care of children, report them to the police and have them sentenced to life in prison, or the death sentence.
Person1: Hey look! it's a group of children!
Person2: What are you waiting for? Go kill them already!!
by TyreseGamingTV February 3, 2023
mugGet the Childrenmug.

Driveby Knuckle Children

Louis, a mild-mannered demure guy, had just started dating horny, hung Dave. Louis wanted to "take things slow" and not fornicate right away. This gave Dave frustrated blue balls. One day after work they were heading upstairs and Dave grabbed Louis and went to the bathroom, where he pulled Louis' hand around and together they jerked Dave off leaving Driveby Knuckle Children all over the bathroom.
by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2024
mugGet the Driveby Knuckle Childrenmug.

But the children!

You try to dominate and curate reality to shield your kids and then wonder why kids are PROLONGING THEIR ADOLESCENCE, JORDAN! YOU SEE HOW IT'S YOUR FAULT!
Retard "We NeEd To PrOtEcT oUr ChIlDrEn! BuT tHe ChIlDrEn!"

Jordan (Also a retard) "WhY aRe AlL oF tHe ChIlDrEn PrOlOnGiNg ThEiR aDoLeScEnCe!? WhAt CoUlD iT pOsSiBlY bE!?"

Hym "Yeah, no. Probably not the thing (both) ARE and HAVE BEEN doing.... Couldn't possibly be that... The falsifying of reality to male yourself feel better about the fact that YOU CHOSE TO SUBJECTED YOUR KIDS TO THE CREATURE."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
mugGet the But the children!mug.

Children

"Why did I have a children?"
by CUTE ANIME GIRLS November 10, 2018
mugGet the Childrenmug.

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