Designated Standee

Someone who will not sit their ass down no matter how many times you instruct them too. Usually do their state of intoxication or lack or common sense.

The designated standee stood up the whole trip regardless of how many times I told her due to safety regulations.

by Super Conductor December 7, 2010

Designated Coletter

A designated sidekick for someone who's DrunkAF.

Designated Coletter. I.E wingMan/Woman guiding you through the block on a Friday after the bar.
The morre tolerant, sober friend who saves the drunkests from falling.

by Amandeezy417 September 24, 2022

designer junkie

a junkie with designer

“ he’s in the trap but has hella designer “ omg he’s a designer junkie “

by jojog123 March 26, 2023

design intervention

n. The moment when an engineered design feature successfully prevents a catastrophe.

"That rib on the outside of the blender wall successfully stopped that rogue block of aluminum and probably saved Steven's life. It was design intervention."

by NotRrrn September 16, 2012

design sprint

When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room

all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.

Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.

by jjshabadoo November 6, 2017

ping-design

Edit a photo have way too many effects.

Dude, you ping-designed that picture!

by bool_ January 22, 2024

Pentagram design

A famous design agency ran by Mr Satan founded en 666, know for making the best designs in the world to make your eyes cry Kool aid.
Best place for edgy boys

We are pentagram design, we use your souls for create design, We make teams in the ashes

Normal kid believing itself a designer: Oh look this is my favourite agency I want to work here, I love her
Michael Morningstar: welcome to pentagram the best agency in the word
Random kid: I have my designs (a design very edgy)
Michael Morningstar: hired!

by VproTech's Son November 26, 2024