blonde tuxedo

A threesome involving two blonde participants, generally wrapped around a lucky black participant. Inspired by "jean tuxedo" (denim jacket & blue jeans).

"Did you hear than Marisa Miller and Heidi Klum double-teamed Seal? I'd give anything to see THAT blonde tuxedo!"
ALSO
"Apparently Timberlake and Diaz broke up after he asked Halle Berry if she'd like to slip on a blonde tuxedo."

by WordTournament May 3, 2009

smart blonde

see 'oxymoron'.

contrary to common belief, 'smart blondes' don't exist. There are certain 'dumb blondes' that THINK they are smart blondes, but they aren't.

don't confuse smart blonde with smart bitch, which DO exist.

Nerdy white boy: OMG jessica you are SUCH a dumb blonde.

dumb blonde: AM NOT! i'm a SMART blonde.

Nerdy white boy: Saying 'smart blonde' is just like saying 'rap music' you ignorant bitch!

by Jamal_jackson July 28, 2006

blonde stick

an attractive girl who is dumb

that girl is a blonde stick

by Daniel Liam Dixon March 2, 2020

Strawberry blonde

A ginger in denial.

“You’re a red head their is no such thing as strawberry blonde.”

by J4vvkkkkk August 9, 2022

Dumb blonde

The blonde white girl at your school with the hollister jeans, every color of converse, failing all her classes, and will do any stupid thing you tell her to do

That dumb blonde don't know anything

by Someone somewhere somehow April 18, 2017

blonde for brains

Blonde for brains is a phrase used to describe a girl who fits into the ‘dumb blonde’ stereotype. Basically just a basic rich girl with the memory of a goldfish.

Hey blonde for brains! You should stick your head in a washing machine! it’s GREAT for your skin!

by gaycandle7 April 30, 2020

Blonde chick

A woman who after a break up slashes the tires on your car, burns your clothes, and tries to get you fired from your job with a fat ass.

That blonde chick keyed my car and then called me for a booty call!

by 4bx April 6, 2022