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Double Barrel Joint

Two rolled joints inside of one joint wrap
Did someone say roll a double barrel joint?
by Reztark August 15, 2011
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Double-barrel shotgun

When a woman farts and queefs at the same time.
I made a joke while have sex from behind, and when I pulled out, she was laughing so hard, she double-barrel shotgunned me.
by Beenshot July 10, 2015
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double-barrel shotgun

A shotgun with two barrels, two bullets, and has more stopping power then a desert eagle on 'roids. When fired, you can reload one bullet, or fire both and reload both. Simply a matter of preference. Also has incredible recoil if your not careful, and it can AND WILL break your arm/shoulder/face.
Guy 1: Hey, lets fire this double-barrel shotgun with one hand!
*fires*
Guy 1: Shit, I think I broke my arm!

Guy 2: Owned.
by Lolw00t December 21, 2008
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Pickle Barrel Syndrome

Pickle Barrel Syndrome manifests when someone who is really hungry ends up waiting, either in line or at a table for their food.
Symptoms include increasing irritability and crankiness that is proportional to hunger level, distinct frowning, and prolonged exposure can result in anger and violence. PBS is easily cured with access to food, and sufferers typically become apologetic after the fact.
Man, Cam had a major case of Pickle Barrel Syndrome yesterday at The Keg.
by TheMandarin January 26, 2009
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red barrel awareness

Has a video game sensibility. A) Used to describe someone who can start playing a video game at more than 'novice' level, due to extensive experience playing video games. B) Could also be used to describe someone whose video game sensibility stretches into the real world to a degree that is somewhat comical or absurd, or who chooses to describe people and events as if they are game characters or targets.

The word comes from the fact that gamers automatically understand that a red barrel in a video game will explode when shot.
A) This is his first time playing, but we shouldn't go easy on him. He has extensive red barrel awareness.

B) I noticed his red barrel awareness when he briefly considered driving between the cars in the traffic ahead of him, since it would only cause minor damage, and the car would still be drivable. I was scared.
by Spillpickle August 26, 2015
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pissing down a barrel

This phrase has absolutely nothing to do with getting drunk.

More accurately, 'pissing down the barrel', a phrase used by the British Army of the Napoleonic Era. Referring to the battlefield expedient of urinating down the barrel of a musket to clear black powder residue, when you didn't have the time or opportunity to clean it properly with clean water. The phrase became a way of referring to any action taken as an improvised expedient; then becoming a synonym for emergency or last-chance measures; and finally used to refer to any action that seems hopeless or with little chance of success.
"Dig in and hold them as long as you can."
"We may as well be pissing down a barrel."

"The approach will not be easy. You are required to manoeuvre straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set up a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes."
"That's impossible, even for a computer. It's like trying to piss down a barrel!"
by Ethdhelwen January 1, 2017
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double barreled sausage

When a man has sex with a woman and each pump alternates between her ass and vagina
Dude, I totally banged Becky last night. Gave her the double barreled sausage.
by SonOfGustaf November 26, 2017
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