prayer and worship night

A time where brothers and sisters in Christ come together and pray, confess, worship, and fellowship in a nocturnal setting.

Amos "Hey Jenny you coming to the prayer and worship night?"
Jenny "no I have homework"
Amos "But what about Jesus!?"
Jenny "haha ok I'll sherk my responibilities and come!"

by my doctor's wife October 3, 2019

dynamite ninja worship

A worship band a Cairn University.

Is otw playing chapel?

Nah it Dynamite Ninja Worship

by Cohead14 September 23, 2023

Anti-Furry Worship Day

October 4th is Anti-Furry Worship Day. On this day, you can worship every anti-furry. If you are one, congrats.

"Hey, it's Anti-Furry Worship Day! Let's worship the Anti-Furries!"

by Anti-Furry/Furry Hater October 4, 2023

The God you worship

IT LITERALLY SAYS TO DO THAT IN THE BIBLE! NUMBERS 31! HE QUOTED THE THING!

Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"

by Hym Iam October 9, 2023

Acting like a little devil worshipper

When someone starts to question their religious faith or attending church services.

Kim: You going to Sunday Service next week?
Denise: I don't go to church anymore. I don't really believe in Jesus and all that anymore...
Kim: You acting like a little devil worshipper now. You need to go to church, girl.

by Chrrrruch July 28, 2022