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French military victories

The word "French military victories" followed by a blank space implies that there have been no French military victories.
by Filthy Rog McBastard December 14, 2008
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Victoria

Great girlfriend, she is so sweet to me and so cute. Also a really great cook!
I love Victoria -Hunter
by hunterlovesvictoria May 6, 2009
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Victory is mine

A term most commonly used by Stewie Griffin of Family Guy, a hit cartoon by Seth McFarlane.

If done correctly with accent and a good bit of exclamation, it can be an effective tool of mockery to be used after a victory, particularly a verbal showdown. If used after a physical encounter, you may have your ass kicked.
Person 1: stfu
Person 2: Perhaps if you can use full words, with at least one with more than one syllable, to insult someone, then perhaps, and that is only PERHAPS, I will be phased.
Person 1: *cries*
Person 2: Victory is mine!
by GuyMonkey December 11, 2004
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Victory Bite

A bite of food eaten directly after performing a subtle verbal insult.
Hippy - "Hey, who took the last cupcake?"
Keith - "Me" *victory bite*
by Hippy Lito May 9, 2009
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victim blaming

Victim blaming is blaming the victim for a crime they didn't commit. Victim blaming is being blamed for somebody else's actions.
Think of victim blaming as when someone's raped, they (police, judge, counselor, whoever) always ask the victim what they were wearing, how they were wearing it, etc.
by laura.mgc August 8, 2016
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Victoria

Boringgirl: Hey you wanna stay in and starve and look like a skeleton?

Coolperson: Uh.... no I'm going out tonight with Victoria and you're not invited
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French Military Victories

An ironic mistake by Google, which said that no results can be found for "French Military Victories" if you click the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

The irony is that France has actually won more battles and wars over the last six hundred years than any other country in Europe.
Stupid man: Did you know that there have never been any French Military Victories?

Average man: Did you know that you're an idiot?
by Mister Sheen August 3, 2009
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