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vacation dick

A penis that is of large size and would often be prefered over "boyfriend dick"
Person 1: so how'd it go?

Person 2: she said my vacation dick was perfect
by Definedbro May 15, 2016
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Vacation Dick

A dick that is so big that you can only fuck with it every so often.
I'm so soar from that guy with the Vacation Dick last night
by Austin_Ert June 17, 2016
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A vacation dick is attractive and very big. Porn star quality that many women say they want, but in reality it is too big for daily prolonged sex. Although it looks great and can feel great if everything is done right, it requires too much extra lubrication and caution for a daily lover. Every woman wants to have experienced a vacation cock at some point in their life, but if she is being honest it's just too big to enjoy daily.
The reason she is smiling today is that she finally found her vacation dick last night. She is walking a little different today.
by MrMagnum66 June 5, 2016
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A dick that is either so large or small, that you can only tolerated for a short period of time.
He had a vacation dick, but it was okay 'cause I knew I was leaving in three days.
by satisfaction_jackson June 16, 2016
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Not always the biggest or smallest. What's available locally and usually not boyfriend dick quality. Typically longer and more taboo then daily dick.
"Got myself some vacation dick, wasn't the biggest but we went all night.
by GFOcabulary June 17, 2016
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A penis larger than the boyfriend dick but unlike the b.d., too big to take on a daily basis. Only for relaxation and occasions.
Wow Marie, thank you for telling me about that vacation dick. It sure did the trick. I don't just feel relaxed, that vacation dick rejuvenated me and left me ready for the work week.
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A penis that is of incredible size that one only receives on rare special occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.
I had vacation dick last night and it was the greatest, but you can't be on vacation every night or you get home sick
by Arseman92 June 17, 2016
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