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vacation dick

A dick that is too small or too large to recieve on a daily basis as opposed to the desired size of a boyfriend dick.

boyfriend dick
I hooked up with a guy last night who had a vacation dick, not sure I would want to sleep with him again but it was a fun and new experience.
by ToasterStroodles June 13, 2016
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vacation dick

Vacation dick is when you have a long shlong that is best used for one night stands and its ideally what a girl would want for every day usage ,not boyfriend sized .
The guy I fucked last night had a total vacation dick it was well over 6 inches long
by Purple haze May 23, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.
Girl he had a vacation dick I couldn't walk for 2 weeks!
by KCdefinesshit June 7, 2016
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vacation dick

A large dick that's nice to look at and great for one night but not everyday. A no anal dick
In South Padre I'm going to scope out a vacation dick on the beach. -single woman or a hoe
by Stick287 June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

A penis of a relatively large size that you can receive only on some occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.
I hooked up with a guy last week who had vacation dick. I needed a break after that one.
by Bitchslayyings June 14, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick that is so big a girl would consider it a vacation. To big to recieve this on a daily basis
"I went over to my Boyfriends house and we banged, I didn't realize he had a vacation dick I am all sore this morning!"
by BenStratford666 June 16, 2016
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vacation dick

Vacation dick is either

1) Dick that you get on vacation. Having sex with someone while on vacation, or sometimes used to refer to dick you get when you're on vacation from your relationship.

2) The kind of dick you only want occasionally, or can only get occasionally. Often related to fuck buddies you don't see that often, or guys whose dick is particularly big/small/curved/whatever, and you wouldn't want to fuck them every day.
1) I got so much vacation dick during my study abroad!

2) Yeah, I got my fill of vacation dick while we were fighting. Now we're back together.

3) He's totally vacation dick. He calls once every two months, we fuck, and then we say "See ya in September!"

4) He had a total vacation dick. It was so curved, he was like a banana! We could only do, like, three positions without it snapping in half. You don't want that shit all the time.
by LaDiDaLady June 1, 2016
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