The Hadrian Treatment

Being injured so comedically bad and shrugging it off

"He got shot 47 times, aka the Hadrian Treatment."

by goofygoob24 July 20, 2025

pillow treatment

To get knocked out cold to the point it looks like you're sleeping

You better get yo mans before I give him that pillow treatment!

by pres009 October 30, 2014

The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.

Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."

by not izaak February 17, 2022

mississippi mud treatment

You take a shit, use it as a finger paint, and use it on your fuck buddy

Hey babe, do you want a mississippi mud treatment?

by random guy at school August 4, 2016

2010s LeBron Treatment

When someone or something is so good for a long time that people begin to discredit how good they actually are. Often stems from an annoyance of hearing about this thing or person too much.

Steve: I love Drake but I am so tired of hearing about him and everyone loves him now.

John: Cmon man, don’t give him the 2010s LeBron Treatment. Just enjoy his music while you still can.

by anonymous January 21, 2025

four wall treatment

Analogous to a 'tune up.' Typically performed one-on-one, behind closed doors, in a private office/room.

Recruit #1: "How the hell did Jones break his beak like that? Is it true that he got the four wall treatment from Rodriguez?"
Recruit #2: "Shit, brah, all I know is that he was gettin' an ass chewin' from Gunny Rodriguez, then I heard him mouth off with something, then it was like 'BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM.' Then the shit got real quiet. So I took off before Gunny four-walled my skinny ass next!"

by Boneyard, Nails June 21, 2018

barbers treatment

You and your barber touching eatch others dicks.

"Do you guys do the barbers treatment"
"Yeah son we booling"

by Asikxd December 11, 2016