A warm hearty beverage made of juices from the female genitalia. Usually consumed with milk and sugar.
A) Hey can I get you a drink? Tea? Coffee? Hot Chocolate? Muff tea?
B) Muff tea would be great
A) How do you take it?
B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks
B) Muff tea would be great
A) How do you take it?
B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks
by teasipper87 November 6, 2011
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by ShamUD69 July 13, 2015
Get the Anal Tea mug.The Disco tea is a phrase used when a person is having a cup of tea before going out clubbing.
The Disco tea can have many variants, some of these are:
- Vodka Shots (be it the 3€ variety or grey goose, your choose)
- Schnapps (any flavour you like)
- Pretty much any alcoholic drink
You also could have some 'sprinkles' in your disco tea, this is were it gets fun, anything you want can be sprinkles but MDMA is the best.
The Disco tea can have many variants, some of these are:
- Vodka Shots (be it the 3€ variety or grey goose, your choose)
- Schnapps (any flavour you like)
- Pretty much any alcoholic drink
You also could have some 'sprinkles' in your disco tea, this is were it gets fun, anything you want can be sprinkles but MDMA is the best.
Matt - Anyone for a disco tea ?
Rob - yes please 2 sugars, vodka shot and sprinkles
Paul - yes please, its my bday fuck it i'll have the same as rob
James - please, just sprinkles for me
Rob - yes please 2 sugars, vodka shot and sprinkles
Paul - yes please, its my bday fuck it i'll have the same as rob
James - please, just sprinkles for me
by BIG RED October 4, 2012
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Get the energy tea mug."Girl you heard about Jacqui getting fired yesterday for fighting a customer?"
"Girl that's loser tea."
"Girl that's loser tea."
by OutterSpaceCooter July 2, 2021
Get the loser tea mug.A challenge for girls:
You are not allowed to spill the tea/gossip about other people.
You can write down what you want to tell your friends, but you are not allowed to actually tell them until it is January 1st
You are not allowed to spill the tea/gossip about other people.
You can write down what you want to tell your friends, but you are not allowed to actually tell them until it is January 1st
person 1: omg have you heard what Katie did last weekend? I hate her
person 2: sorry, it is No Tea December, tell me on January 1st
person 1: oh I understand
person 2: sorry, it is No Tea December, tell me on January 1st
person 1: oh I understand
by idontlikevscogirla November 9, 2019
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