Mr. Teddy Bear

That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.

Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy

by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

teddy bear

A loveable cddly man you can cuddle with whpo can be your teddy bear or a stuffed animal.

my boyfriend is such a teddy bear!
i still sleep with my teddy bear!?

by bxgxusxuxhyyy December 15, 2022

teddy kinch

a little boy named teddy who is silly and cute

look at that teddy kinch over there

by twergy January 3, 2023

Teddy

An amazing loving cuddly adorable man who means the world to me. He will do his best to make his woman happy including walking miles if he has to. If he loves he loves true and strong. He is a good man and loves like a teddy bear..

I want my teddy.

by Pakoalabear January 6, 2023

Teddy Bear

a happy less intelligent female usually attractive.

mani! your girl a teddy bear...

by lybacsvo August 22, 2023