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blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!
P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan
by noodleteddies November 10, 2020
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Teddy Bear

The cuddly bears who protect the little kids from monsters under there bed
We need to get Timmy a Teddy bear so we don't have to keep going in his room to make sure the monster doesn't get him
by MymumletmedrinkDIETWATER September 20, 2019
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Teddy

An extremely hot man/boy who has a huge dick and can preform any sexual position you can name. Teddys normally have a couple of things that they are really good at and are okay at everything else. Teddys are really good at building things and fixing things. Teddys are extreme funny and all girls that he makes I contact with her wet and say “screw me please” but teddy won’t because he’s not a man whore but he probably has a beautiful girlfriend and treats her right. Teddys are ripped and shedded and look badass riding dirt bikes. Teddy is also self deprecating in a funny way but he also always has to be correct. Overall Teddys are very sexy and hot and funny and Teddys are also very athletic. Teddy alway treats his girls right. Teddy is the Alfa male 96% of the time.
Teddys coming by, don’t make Eye contact or you will be extremely turned on
by White clawes are for women December 8, 2020
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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Pull a Teddy

To evade responsibilities to have fun.
To run away from one's duties to do something else.
I was in a meeting but it was boring so I had to Pull a Teddy.
Rachel did not show up to the fundraiser, she pulled a teddy.
by RamvoX February 19, 2021
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teddy takedown

The swift movement of pulling someone's legs from under them, named after Teddy Walker who became the first victim to this manoeuvre in 2014
I'm gonna teddy takedown that kid at lunch
by Leptonomo June 6, 2019
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Teddy

People named Teddy are not funny people.
by not.erin November 24, 2021
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