smell your blessings

Smell your blessings: When you say bless you out of kindness because somebody just sneezed or farted

"ah ah ahh" ( farts instead of sneezing) prooottt... bless you!!! ? Smell your blessings...

by mali it titi mo September 6, 2017

After-match Smell

The tingly aroma that arises around 16:00 GMT on a Saturday afternoon once the last shower nozzle has been closed in the changing room of great football teams.

-Barman: "There it is! The after-match smell"
- Colleague: "oh aye! Spiced Amber this week!"

- Barman: "Best get 4 Guinesses and 10 Carlings on the go son!"

by Tangerine Army September 16, 2021

Godzilla Piss Smell

1. Were you piss in a toilet and don’t flush it for a few days and the whole god damn bathroom gets stunk up

You: Holy shit it smells like a Godzilla Piss Smell

Yo homie: What do you expect its the boys bathroom

by Garfielddidntkillhimself May 31, 2022

mr you smell

the man is smelly

mr you smell
fuck off

by jhgk,vghjlbhh ok daddy February 16, 2022

I Smell Fanny

When you and your mates are sitting somewhere and a group of girls walk past and that you imply for him to go get there snap or number.

You: I smell Fanny
Him: i think its just you mate i think they are butters

by Jim the crack head November 20, 2019

Hot Topic smell

Rancid plastic mixed with the scent of cheap cloth and ink prints, and lightly pepered whith the sent of sex toys.

"Bro Caits house got that hot topic smell going on"

by Sinkboy August 2, 2021

smell your mum

Smell your mum or smell ur maaaaa is a very good way of telling someone their mum is a fucking stinker

Ayy mate smell your mum

Why

Cuz she fucking stinks

by Steely2004 July 13, 2019