taking a roberts

taking a shit

i'm takin' a roberts
don't forget to wipe your roberts

by pimpinat31 April 29, 2003

Mercy Roberts

Hooker. Walmart Gift Card. not just a hooker MY hooker.

Me - Omg, Mercy Roberts is a hooker.
You - and a walmart gift card.
Me - for sure.

by thedefinitionofchelsea February 13, 2010

Robert Kraft

The act of soliciting a hand job after a massage.

“Bro, you been to that new massage parlor? For an extra $20 it’s a guaranteed Robert Kraft.”

by Dallasvegas321 March 14, 2019

Cuc Robert

a very retarded , mentally disabled , disabled in general , and idiot , and retarded guy who doesnt like to be called fat but is fat .

oh god , here comes Cuc Robert , i wanna kill myself

by MaiPinas August 6, 2019

Robert Riegler

The typical math teacher who dates his calculator and is cheating with the math book.

Robert Riegler doesn't like his students.

by closetlover101 August 14, 2019

robert and natalia

An Icelandic slang for people who are meeting as friends but nothing more.

Do you want to do Robert and Natalia later?

by justaguyfromiceland February 11, 2018

the robert special

the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin

Jacob always gets the Robert special

bex also gets the Robert special

by the terrorist January 16, 2017