taking a roberts

i'm takin' a roberts
don't forget to wipe your roberts
by pimpinat31 April 29, 2003
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Mercy Roberts

Hooker. Walmart Gift Card. not just a hooker MY hooker.
Me - Omg, Mercy Roberts is a hooker.
You - and a walmart gift card.
Me - for sure.
by thedefinitionofchelsea February 13, 2010
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dirty robert

the act of watching hentai while orgasming from a vibrator
"dude, this guy fucking creamed when watching hentai in class! he pulled a dirty robert!"
by Glizzyglobber October 31, 2022
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the robert special

the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin
Jacob always gets the Robert special

bex also gets the Robert special
by the terrorist January 16, 2017
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Cuc Robert

a very retarded , mentally disabled , disabled in general , and idiot , and retarded guy who doesnt like to be called fat but is fat .
oh god , here comes Cuc Robert , i wanna kill myself
by MaiPinas August 6, 2019
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Robert Sheehan

The most beautiful man to walk the entire Earth
He never wears shoes and we respect that
He has the coolest eyes ever and very curly hair, which makes him the ultimate handsome man (and he's Irish)
He usually plays drug addicts or gay characters, which is great
He's in Misfits (Nathan) and The Umbrella Academy (Klaus) and other stuff
Overall Robert is the prettiest guy you'll ever see in your life<3
Person 1: Who is that dude in an interview with no shoes on?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Robert Sheehan
Person 1: Oh right, makes sense, he looks cool
Person 2: Yeah he is, and he gives zero fucks about what people think
Person 1: Damn, that's nice
by CaptainCrowley February 2, 2022
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