WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX

Cites things you don't know about.

To use to weed out almost anyone.

Nobody ever tells you , "as QUESTIONS " .

Best escape , ",JUST DO WHAT YOU ARE GOOD AT".
Look I know I can say I don't know anything about BIOTECH RESEARCH PROCEDURES but "the implication of the question " WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX is " WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY , ",I DON'T KNOW" well my friend I am just going to tell you " I DON'T KNOW SHIT" as is it accurate to say that cause to be honest that is the best I can do.

A KNOW IT ALL really needs to say WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX as I never did try AXIOM to clean up as THAT IS " ALL"I have to say.

I am just TIRED and STUPID as WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX about you , "as I am getting NOSY, so " you are a "SPACE TROOPER" as " you can't say " buy you are in the "MILITARY".

Hey, "TEACH ME" as WHAT I "DON'T KNOW," PARADOX is " should you spend your time doing something else you are not good at "when you found something is "A DATABASE GAME CHANGER and you know "WHAT YOU ARE DOING" as leave it at that and I WILL FOCUS IN ON what I am doing , but MONEY IS ALWAYS AN ISSUE with the CASTE ASIDE SYSTEM.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 04, 2022
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Steiger Paradox

In the board game Monopoly when you are at jail and try to get the free parking but missing it. You end up landing on go to jail sending you to the beginning of the process. This will continue until you eventually hit free parking getting all the money in the pot.
Anton- YES!!! I finally got free parking $800 from the pot coming my way!
Dave- Dam bro it took 3 tries but yeah you got it.
Mitch- what ever dude I don't care, but ive never seen some roll the exact same 2 rolls THREE TIMES!!!
Dave-We should call this something. How about the Steiger Paradox.
Anton- Haha perfect sounds suitable.
by The lil nazi bear that could February 08, 2011
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Baldwin's gun paradox

Baldwin's gun paradox typically occurs when a specific and equal amount of responsibility is distributed to a number of individuals surpassing the sum of 1, usually as a form of repetitive fail-safe (ie verify that a gun is not loaded with real bullets before it is fired at someone or confirming that no one is standing in the industrial oven with a timed locked door before it is turned on), sometimes resulting in each successive person erroneously believing that the person prior to them made the proper verification which they are now themselves certifying without any actual verification from their part as required by their role. Any guilt resulting from a catastrophic failure of the entire verification chain will either be attributed to none of the individuals involved or exclusively to the lowest person on the totem pole.
See also: Shit trickles down rule
"Determining culpability in this case will be Baldwin's gun paradox all over again"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"
by Prisme November 05, 2021
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The Blonde Paradox

Blonde women come naturally stupid
Y/n: That makes no sense!
Y/n2: she’s experiencing the Blonde paradox
by Evanafex January 31, 2023
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Hypocrisy Paradox

Consistently being silent about or speaking out against those things that normally you speak out against or keep silent about as circumstances dictate.
Preacher Anthony captures himself in a Hypocrisy Paradox each time he rants against same sex marriage from the pulpit on Sunday after marrying a couple of fornicators on Saturday.
by snake plisskent June 02, 2020
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dab paradox

happens when your dealer has dabs so you buy a g and now nothing else gets you high
p1: "hey I just got wax, wanna come over?"

p2: "idk man last time I had oil I got stuck in a dab paradox for 3 weeks"
by peoplepopper27 February 14, 2019
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Car Climate Paradox

When someone raises the car temperature to make it warm inside the car when it’s cold outside, even though you wore coyotes for the cold weather causing you to become hot very quickly
“I keep telling Susan that the Car Climate Paradox is making her hot in her car during the winter
by BravoArmstrong December 03, 2020
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