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Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise 

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex
Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
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Dip the carrot in the mayonnaise 

An alternative way to discreetly refer to sex. In close resemblance with phrases such as "bury the bone".
Man- "Hey there baby, how about you come on over to my house and we can dip the carrot in the mayonnaise".
Woman- Nigga what