A "Goober" is a word used to describe a straight person who is obsessed with gay and/or lesbian adult content. The large majority of people who fall under this category can also be described as "lazy" "slobs" and/or "useless to society."
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P1: The boss wants everyone to do "important" training
P2: Are they coming to the training this time.
P1: No they are a goober.
P2: Are they coming to the training this time.
P1: No they are a goober.
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Get the Goober mug.Noun: a person participating in activities of trolling and/or tomfoolery of an unspecified variety or category
Person A: "So you literally replaced all the salt in the shakers with sugar?"
Person B: "Yeah, I'm a bit of a Goober"
Person B: "Yeah, I'm a bit of a Goober"
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