No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

more mash in the gash

to shove more than just your shaft in

I finished by putting more mash in the gash

by fazeseizure February 13, 2017

No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

That’s On Gashe

This phrase is used when something is surprising or in replacement of saying “that’s on god”. Similar to on jebena

Abdu: I got a 100 on history test i feel so smart

Temsegen: And That’s on Gashe!

by Throw it back lyds December 26, 2019

Shabby shadow gash

Shabby shadow

The gash of an unattractive woman

Look at that rank bird, I reckon she has a proper shabby shadow gash. The shadow of the gash of an unattractive woman

by Massivetits November 30, 2022

bumping gash

Lesbian sex

My girlfriend and my sister were bumping gash behind my back.

by Nobambi September 10, 2012

Gash Splash

when a woman needs to urgently piss and doesnt have the time to take her dress off

friend:"wow that was a fast piss!"
pisser:"yeah i had a quick gash splash behind that caravan"
friend:"holla!"

by pissyboy March 27, 2011