by babzcek December 22, 2017
Get the Eat my gashmug. The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)
Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
by Bigby89 September 7, 2020
Get the No Splash No Gashmug. by Walesy5p February 5, 2018
Get the Gammon gashmug. This phrase is used when something is surprising or in replacement of saying “that’s on god”. Similar to on jebena
by Throw it back lyds December 26, 2019
Get the That’s On Gashemug. by fazeseizure February 13, 2017
Get the more mash in the gashmug. When a male and a female are having consensual penetrative sex and the male, nearing completion, pulls out and ejaculates onto the female’s forehead and draws the sign of the cross to mark the first day of lent
by hipyoungman42 August 2, 2024
Get the Gash Wednesdaymug. The impression left over from the continued impact from a blunt ended cylindrical shaft as it repeatedly attempts to force open and find passage through what was originally a seam created by two planes meeting along a smooth line. The "Gash" as it is know has the same volume and surface area as the offending object. There has been a common misconception that the opening is somehow staring attentively when, however the gape really refers to the inability of the gash to reduce back to its original form. Hence the continuous gargantuan nature it now displays.
His gargantuan gaping gash never ceased to awe onlookers who could only wonder how it's now stagnant size became so offensive
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... July 2, 2025
Get the Gargantuan Gaping Gashmug.