Green Gobbler

The act of simultaneously picking your nose and receiving oral sex; this act tends to result in the need to place the booger in her hair.

Eh Brah, I was gettin killer head from my girl but had a mean ass tar ball up my nose.

Sick man. What'd you do?

Only thing I could, pull a Green Gobbler and gave her a haupia cream glaze.

by ZerrinMa September 27, 2011

Glizzy Gobbler

A person who can swallow a lot of hotdogs

MAN... I had to call over my glizzy gobbler ticia to swallow this glizzy with no hands.

by KingGlizzy November 26, 2020

Glizzy Gobbler 9000

The human version of someone who eats a lot of hotdogs

Look at Connor, He's a Glizzy Gobbler 9000

by Glizzy9000 March 8, 2022

glizzy gobbler

a glizzy = a willie
gobbler = eating
should be enoiugh of an explantation
unless you are a dumb whore

that whore is such a glizzy gobbler

by shclong destroyer March 6, 2021

Glizzy Gobbler

Somebody who loves hotdogs/glizzys

At the camp out yesterday he was a glizzy gobbler.

by glizzylolollollolool November 9, 2020

Turkey Gobbler

To grab your scrotum and pull it between your legs to where the testicals dangle below the ass crack and you then show someone your ass and balls and chase them gobbling like a turkey

Tommy just gave susie a turkey gobbler. She got pissed and kicked him in his balls

by Beardman777 November 15, 2018

Anus gobbler

A word described when getting absolutely annihilated in Call Of Duty

"How am I 0-57? This ANUS GOBBLER is such a queerbate!"

by Redneck Stretch December 14, 2017