designated cockblocker

the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t

Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.

Mike: Cool

Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there

Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker

by Android23 January 24, 2011

designated beer

After much beer consumption, unable to track which ones are empty, there is a chosen spot for the current beer.

My designated beer is the one to the right of the Tylenol.

by Frets & Such July 11, 2017

Designated Corner

When a male cums and uses a designated corner of a towel to clean up this is to often hide the spot and also continue use later

Dude I can’t believe I had to use the designated corner 3 times last night

by ThisDudeDontCare September 30, 2019

Designated Dick

A designated male that a woman/male sees exclusively for stress reducing high quality sex. Different from a fwb (friend with benefits) in the sense that a D.D. can usually be depended on supplying orgasms a FWB is usually just for N.S.A. sex.

"My week has been soooo fucking stressful I need to get in touch with my Designated Dick"

by Professor Sequoia August 24, 2022

Designated Coletter

A designated sidekick for someone who's DrunkAF.

Designated Coletter. I.E wingMan/Woman guiding you through the block on a Friday after the bar.
The morre tolerant, sober friend who saves the drunkests from falling.

by Amandeezy417 September 24, 2022

Renov8 Design

Renov8 Design help people to make their home more cozy and give trendy look.

X: Hey, i want to make my home look more fancy and luxury.
Y: i can help you in this approach Renov8 Design

by Renov8 Design November 24, 2021

ping-design

Edit a photo have way too many effects.

Dude, you ping-designed that picture!

by bool_ January 22, 2024