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clutched

when you skip 1:13 with an insane pace
I FUCKING CLUTCHED IT, YEAH BABY, TWO QUICK ONES, LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE
by king_D__ April 20, 2022
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clutch clutch double dutch

When you score the game winning point after the other team being at match point for a while.
Doneal saved the ball and was almost clutch clutch double dutch, but Joshua fucked up the pass, making us lose the heart breaking game.
by gardan huang June 12, 2017
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Clutchness

The greatest softball coach that ever lived has a word for a team being able to deliver clutch performances at just the right time. It’s a compilation of individuals each bring key performances and compounding them together at peak moments to bring team clutchness!
The Sooners softball team brings clutchness to the super regionals In a 2-0 shutout against Alabama!
by physicaltherapist1 May 25, 2025
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Clutch

A "clutch", in some parts of the UK, tends to be referred to as someone that struggles with their speech.
For example, a "clutch" may suffer from a speech impediment, or may have issues with excess saliva production impeding their ability to pronounce words.
Jack - "Have you seen that clutch? No idea what he's saying"
Bailey - "Facts, kid can't speak properly at all"
by horain August 27, 2021
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clutch fail

1. n. A fail that occurs in a situation where being clutch is of the utmost importance.

2. v. To perform a clutch fail.
1. Football announcer: Williams drops back in the pocket, looks around, he decides to run... He might get to the end zone... Oh! He tripped at the 1 yard line! What a clutch fail!

2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!
by nogotti August 22, 2011
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Static Clutch

He have you heard of static clutch.
Yeah that pro gamer.
by Static Clutch May 21, 2023
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Clutch the Diamonds!

It's the 1990s version of "Clutch the Pearls", except used by jewish people to show (pretend) they are shocked or appalled.
United Nations: Israel is undeniably committing genocide.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.

Rest of the world: *Not shocked*
by Stanly5 September 24, 2025
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