A Michael Bolton

When your guy comes home from work in his stodgy office clothes and you rip his clothes off of him and fuck him to gangster rap, preferably Geto Boys.

My guy came home yesterday and gave him a Michael Bolton.

by Allimac September 7, 2020

Pull a boltzmann

when you are clearly correct but no one believes you so you decide to just commit suicide

*idiots argue with you over something*
"I'm going to go pull a boltzmann"

*later the idiots find you on a tree*

by Boltzman November 7, 2025