granola boyfriend

A guy who buys all his food from trader joes and all his clothes from REi and Patagonia. He has serious mommy issues and thinks monogamy is overrated. You’ll often find him trying to convince you to do weed with him because it’s the real “Rocky Mountain High”. He has a man bun and wears his chacos to Climate Change rally’s and they stay on for sex.

“I decided I want a granola boyfriend.” “Why?”

by x_zOdiAc.SiGnS._x May 18, 2020

homecoming boyfriend

a boy that a girl continuously flirts with just to have a date to homecoming. she will most likely dump after the dance. he may or may not know he is going to be dumped.

Josh: hey man i finally landed Stacy as a date to hoco!

Jacob: Dude you do realize youre her homecoming boyfriend right? she is totally dumping you after the dance!

by jeaniejaniejonie October 16, 2013

munch boyfriend

Someone who loves eating pussy, and eats it like they're starving. That's also your boyfriend.

My boyfriends a munch boyfriend, I love him

by Stinkledoob June 3, 2023

Skeppy's Boyfriend

Skeppy's Boyfriend is Badboyhalo. You can also make it to skephalo, a ship name between The youtube Skeppy and Badboyhalo

"Is skeppy single"
"no badboyhalo is with him"
"huh"
"Skeppy's boyfriend is Badboyhalo"

by any_askerss July 11, 2021

Uncle Boyfriend

1. a boyfriend who is alot older than you, but not quite old enough to be your dad

e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old

2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle

3. The male version of a cougar

"No way ... That's her boyfriend? I thought he was her uncle"
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'

by No1 Greg Hater October 26, 2009

boyfriend-snatcher

A hoe that sneaks around and buh-bam your man is man is out of your picture

That boyfriend-snatcher took the bae!

by Chakara_37 February 26, 2015

Boyfriend Jacket

(N)A term used to describe a size of a jacket that 2 or more sizes too big.

Dude2:Dudeeee...that jacket is too big for you.

Dude1; know right man I couldn't find a smaller size

Dude2:Haha...what do you mean you couldn't find it in a smaller size, maybe you should give that boyfriend jacket back to your boyfriend

Dude1: shut up before I kill you

by NadnerbNad2 October 6, 2017