Boner Vision 

When a man is blinded by the fact he might be able to have sex with a girl and convinces himself she is hot when she is obviously not.

Tyler "How the hell did I ever think she was hot?"
Me "Don't blame yourself, blame boner vision."

Boner Vision by Kirk_ February 10, 2006

Boner dollar

a boner dollar is a one dollar bill that has the letter B written in front of the word "one", which is found on the back of the dollar, and the letter "R" after it, thus spelling "BONER".

Commonly referred to as "boners"

I now get 1 more boner dollar an hour!!

I went and bought some bawls with my boners

Boner dollar by Teh sombar April 24, 2008

boner tuck 

when you tuck your boner into your pants to avoid public indecency charges

the teacher called me up to the front of the class, but i had a boner so i had to perform a high-speed boner tuck to avoid being embarassed

boner tuck by Bronoun July 26, 2005

Boner Forest 

The style of having 4 to 10 guys at one place in a group, while having a very fine attractive women walking/standing by them while they chat, hang out, etc. Not knowing that every other guy is getting erect. Thus, a boner forest takes place.

Those guys are having a boner forest over their near that hot chick.

Boner Forest by Morfish August 26, 2010

Boner Fruit 

synonym for testicles, balls, nads, rocks, stones, gonads, jewels, ball sack

A good girl will also play with your boner fruit during a BJ

Boner Fruit by chimmler December 23, 2009

Boner Crime 

A man who whilst having a boner commits irrelevant crimes. Including: loitering, petty theft, public nudity, driving alone in a carpool lane, elderly abuse... All with a big ol' boner.

Upon noticing he had a boner Jb decided to J walk in a busy street... telling his friends "thats what I call a boner crime"

If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime.

Boner Crime by Squirtbop January 21, 2010

boner relapse 

(n.) the occurence or time period of a random, unprovoked boner after masterbating.

After just masterbating, I was embarressed to have boner relapse during dinner with my mother.

boner relapse by kilomanjina July 20, 2010