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Derp

"That dog is so derpy"
by Scar_ May 23, 2023
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slurp or derp

Slurp or derp is commonly referred to as the opposite of split or swallow, commonly referred to in the lesbian community. Slurp is to swallow as derp is to spitting.
by 9cubicfeetofwhateveryouwant February 28, 2017
mugGet the slurp or derpmug.

Derp

Wow that chick is so derp
by urmom44444 May 2, 2022
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Derp

Someone with low intelligence, or a stupid decision.
That guy is such a derp.

I just dun derped.
by Stgiga November 11, 2015
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Derp

Something you say when your friends or people around you say something so stupid that it's hard to think of why they said that
Person 1: Dude did you know that ice cream has to stay cold.

Person 2: (sighs) Derp
by TheOnlyNate December 31, 2016
mugGet the Derpmug.

derp boys

who are those idiots
oh its the derp boys
by a fan of frost April 29, 2021
mugGet the derp boysmug.

Johnny Derp

A man who, through a settlement with his ex-wife, had his defamation lawsuit against her dismissed with prejudice. A man who, as it turns out, lied about his ex-wife defaming him. A man with yellow, rotting teeth whose fans will never admit the prime of his career is over with. A man who society is slowly, but surely, finally turning against & apologizing to his ex-wife for believing him & not her.
Did you hear? Johnny Derp and his legal team knew he'd lose his defamation lawsuit on appeal, so he got his ex-wife, Queen Amber Heard, to agree to a settlement where: 1) she doesn't have to admit guilt; 2) she's not legally bound by a gag order or NDA; 3) his $15M jury verdict gets invalidated & all he gets is $1M from her homeowner's insurance; & 4) as part of her homeowner's insurance paying him $1M, he had to agree that she didn't defame him, because her insurance company wouldn't pay out if there was malice. Not to mention, the news release put out by his abuse-defender lawyers and their soon-to-be out-of-business law firm stating that both agree not to seek any further legal action in this case. So, it means he willingly had his defamation lawsuit dismissed with prejudice in exchange for admitting he lied about her just so he could get $1M.
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre June 25, 2023
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