Chelsea

Another name for the bisexual chlamydia ridden koala that has high or impossible standards for men. Will most likely not survive.

Aw so cute, a koala!

Yeah, too bad it's a Chelsea :/

by Brodafuqidk November 23, 2021

chelsea brick

Also known as a "Millwall brick" a weapon made of a rolled up and folded newspaper, used as a small club. Named after and mostly used by Millwall football hooligans as a stealth weapon

I hit him with a "Chelsea brick"

by Bigblokebarry69 November 5, 2020

chelsea

the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s nice, she’s smart and she is very caring.

if you ever come across a chelsea, be careful, theres only a few good ones out there that’ll love you forever.

chelsea- ‘chelsea is the most beautiful girl ever’

by lxver November 24, 2021

Chelsea

Total geek that everyone secretly hates. Name for a typical millennial narcissist chick who is awkward, ugly usually fat with a pig or horse face, annoying, stupid and talentless with disproportionately high self esteem. Calls logical Gen X women "Karen"'and has no concept of feminism or history though purports to be a feminist. Enjoys knitting as a hobby.

"Shut up you have no concept of history or feminism is read a book, Chelsea."

by Genxbeauty July 10, 2020

Chelsea

definition of a god

anyone: holy shit is that chelsea?
anyone2: yes dude get on your knees now

by fleurenic December 6, 2021

chelsea ashley

A type of person everyone need, they are cute as baby's and they grow up to be stunners, just like their sister but if you mess with them you will have a elese and kaya on you

Chelsea ashley Cute funny stunners

by lacy jane November 3, 2013

Chelsea

A person with a lovely heart, of decent intellect, combined with a flair for the theatrical.

“Chelsea, makes me smile, and laugh. She also makes me want to work on my cardio, so I may never be cornered by her In a hallway or dead end somewhere, resulting in me being forced to dance until my soul withers from within.”

by JJamesonJunior4 January 11, 2021