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Zip it!

a popular catch-all term first widely used by loudmouth TV show host Morton Downey Jr.. He was always popping off the chops about what he believed in and he frequently shoved his ideas on others and shouted down his rivals/opponents/adversaries/whatever by trying to have the last word on everything, name calling, interjecting put-downs, shooting his mouth off like a kid and often giving the final retort of "Zip it!". His show caused quite a stir in 1988 - 1989, it was what people in colleges and workplaces discussed a lot. The worse legacy from it all is that in the coming decade and into the 21st century a tidal wave of sensational journalism, obnoxious TV and radio dunderheads, stupid one track mind politicians and other cretins belching nerve gas, intolerant attitudes and hatred would pollute the media, government and entertainment worlds.
Most TV, radio, other forms of entertainment and political commentary is justegotistical trash. There's just a bunch of arrogant screechy foos who are rigid and not open to other ideas. They tell others to "Zip it!" or to "fuck yourself" like a certain Dick said to a Congress man all those years ago, and there is a stench of arrogant pushoverness, closed-mindedness and egos larger than the planet Jupiter (and that's HUGE, fellas! Over 1500 X larger than Earth). I wish people would zip it and listen to each other again. I wish there was respect for diverse ideas and such again. Everybody zip it. You don't have all the right answers to everything. Neither do I.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 4, 2009
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a zip

i got a zip from the spot for only $250
by Lil_Fly_Ladie December 17, 2005
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ZIP

The accumulated time from pausing live TV on a DVR
How much zip do we have on this show? Zip past the commercials.
by TowerKendy August 29, 2011
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Zips

King of the douche-bags at a little known, but well loved site known affectionately as SUF, (or pre-Blinxx flip-out, SPUF.)

Zips is a man-boy who gets sexual pleasure from mindless adherence to minutia in the rules and the striking lack of a soul or the absence of logic and feeling.

He's been known to ban people for farting too loud, jaywalking and even having a sense of humor.

Never question Zips. It only makes him angrier.

Since his modship at SUF is the azimuth of his lifelong achievement, (not counting the time he wanked it five times in one afternoon to the same manga,) and since he's destined to live out his life alone and without anyone who will love him, people generally put up with him much like you put up with a retarded puppy who repeatedly shits on the rug.
"Zips is really a fucker."
"Yeah I know."
by Hewood Jablowme September 22, 2008
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Zip Zip Zoom

A verb that refers to the act of running quickly in a location where running is inappropriate or uncalled for. Typical of high school freshmen.
"This school is full of zip zip zoomers; every time I turn the corner someone almost runs into me"
"Sorry, I didn't mean to zip zip zoom but I really needed to get to class"
by animeluver25 March 3, 2017
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Zip

1. A word to describe something that is completely, fully, and totally amazing.

2. A synonym for a pimp. Someone who is awesome, or someone who slaps dem hoes.
"Yeah man, that new freestyle is zip. I might sample part of it, if you don't mind"

"JEM IS SUCH A FUCKING ZIP. I can only hope that one day, I can be as zip as he is"
by treehug June 15, 2009
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zips

The years in which we're now (00-10) or the 00s.
A lot of neo-words were suggested to describe the decade we live in right now, but many of these weren't as good as the zips.
Here's a list:
-the earlies.
-the beginnings.
-the peacefuls.
-the tookies (from 2Ks: Years 2000).
-the ohs/ oh-ohs.
-the zeros.
-the aughts/ aughties.
-the naughts/ the naughties.
-the the 00psies/ 2000-psies (resounding the dot-bomb effect!). Also: the dooming 2000s.
-the oozies.
by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007
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