millimeter peter

brandt

wow he’s got a brandt totally a millimeter peter

by millimeter peter January 6, 2021

millimeter peter

millimeter peter- brandt

wow he’s got such a brandt aka a millimeter peter

by millimeter peter January 6, 2021

Millimeter defeater

1 millimeter small pee pee

Joshua Dunn and tiger li has a millimeter defeater

by Luka C October 2, 2023

Millimeter Peter

Millimeter Peter, also known as your local drug dealer, is defined as the smallest pecker known to man. You can find one of these if you look around the corners of your city! You can usually find one by homeless shelters or in some random woman's mothers house!

"Never thought that he'd have a millimeter Peter!"
"I was so disappointed when his pants came down and in all his glory, a millimeter peter stared back at me."

by thebrddd November 21, 2023

millimeter defeater

A dick so small you probably need a magnifying glass.

That dudes gotta have a millimeter defeater, he aint got no game!

by Anakin Skywanker June 15, 2024

One Millimeter Defeater

One Millimeter Defeater is another word for a teeny tiny smaller than a shrimp sized Schlong.

Guy 1: Are you even a real man? You've got nothing between your legs...
Guy 2: I do have it between my legs but it's a one millimeter defeater.
Guy 1: Damn I wanna see now.

by chunky-monkey267 August 16, 2025