The Vargas

The act of climbing in bed with a girl who is 16 or younger.

The Vargas
"dude got drunk and vargased my daughter"

by anon56543653573642853 August 11, 2012

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Christopher Adrian Vargas

A "Christopher Adrian Vargas" is an extremely homoerotic gay dude who tries to stick his fully erect penis in his freinds mouth while they are sleeping during a sleepover.

That Christopher Adrian Vargas really destroyed me in my sleep!

by Mr. Big Balls (taken) October 27, 2023

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quick vargas

A guy who usually plays magic, fuck bad bitches and drinks gin, he's also very talanted in not giving a fuck and riding the bike. Oh, and he's also the Meme Archivist and the Soundplug

Heeeey, do you have that meme that i was talking you about ?

-nah, sorry man, but i'm sure Quick Vargas Will have it

Are we going out or what ?!

-bro, i'm pretty tired, i think i'll pass for tonight

Aaaaaw maaan, you're the worst, now what i'm gonna do?!

-brroooo Just chill, you can call Quick Vargas of course, he Will probably be partying all night

Yo bro can I play a Song ?

-no man, you're music taste Is wack

But bro, Quick Vargas sent me this song and i was wonderin...

-What?! Quick Vargas, the Soundplug himself ?
Heey, somebody bring an aux to ma boi over here

by Boros Reckoner November 22, 2021

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Varga

When you say you are going to do something and then bail without even telling anyone usually due to some unimportant debauchery .

Friend 1: Hey man let’s do that important thing we talked about tomorrow okay?

Friend 2: Yeah sure thing !

Next day …

Friend 1: Hey when are you coming? Hello ??

Friend 2: ::crickets::

•Friend 2 pulled a varga

by elpolemico December 3, 2021

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