Vehicle driven only by persons less than ten years away from being a horizontal hearse passenger (Continental, Park Avenue, Sedan de Ville, etc.) at speeds less than that used by drivers of a regular hearse while in a procession.
The speed limit is 65 on 275 through St. Petersburg, but it's hard to get to that speed because of all the upright hearses.
by young fogey March 21, 2014
Get the upright hearsemug. "Did you hear Max Upright has never fumbled a single bag?"
"Yes of course I heard that, everyone knows Max Upright stupid, hes like the coolest guy I know."
"Yes of course I heard that, everyone knows Max Upright stupid, hes like the coolest guy I know."
by Brepls May 3, 2023
Get the Max Uprightmug. by Shigella413 July 23, 2021
Get the Between The Uprightsmug.