by mrs tosser September 1, 2025
Get the unemployed nigel mug.Unemployed Behavior (noun) A brand of chronically jobless, internet-addicted degeneracy. Not just unemployed—unemployed by choice. Often seen in people living rent-free with no adult responsibilities. Symptoms: Using the N-word or “gay” as insults. “I was the plug. Everyone came to me for weed behind the gym.” “Remember the guy who jacked off in the back of class? Good times.” Glorifying past L’s like they were W’s (being expelled, suspended). Constant “remember when” storytelling. Posting conspiracy rants or edgy takes 24/7. Saying “based!” after offensive statements. Screaming “I don’t care” on things they obsess over. Subspecies: Antifa LARPers, Trump fanatics, fake anarchists living off government aid, Marxist TikTok philosophers with $100K debt preaching anti-capitalism on an iPhone, basement trolls ratio-ing people all day.
• “This dude’s out here talking about how he used to sell weed in 9th grade… classic unemployed behavior.”
• “If you have time to argue on Reddit for 8 hours about flat earth… that’s unemployed behavior.”
• “Telling strangers about the kid who used to jack off in your high school is unemployed behavior energy at its peak.”
• “If you have time to argue on Reddit for 8 hours about flat earth… that’s unemployed behavior.”
• “Telling strangers about the kid who used to jack off in your high school is unemployed behavior energy at its peak.”
by HeywoodJablomi May 10, 2025
Get the Unemployed Behavior mug.Being too caught up with online culture and brainrot or just doing absurd things usually in public for online views. This term has evolved to mean more than not having a job. You can even have a job and be unemployed. For example, if you scroll on titktok and work and when you get off you job for 13 hours, your still unemployed. If you make videos of yourself screaming online and telling the workers its not you, and then posting it online, your unemployed, even if you have a job.
by senseij April 15, 2025
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