How to touch grass

1. Go outside
2. Once you go outside go to the green thing
3. Once you are at the green thing bend over
4. Once you bended over open your hands and touch the green thing
5. Congratulations you have touched grass

Person 1: Go outside and touch grass
Gamer: How to touch grass
Person 2: omg

by jaytoolivee June 7, 2023

national touch grass day

July 23 is national touch grass day! Its when you disgusting unholy fucks finally go outside and touch grass :)

Mary: Hey John guess what day it is
John: What day is it
Mary: Its national touch grass day!!
John: o h n o
Mary: *throws John outside*

by Panic! Just fucking panic July 12, 2021

wtf,go touch grass

When some guy says shit soooooooo random,pointless and/or stupid that he needs to get oxygen in east bumblefuck.

person 1:im in 9yds7gc9yzsdviydffdygbyfgvudfh and im also having sex with a bull and said bull is AroAce so its technically raping and i know im a fuckboy person 2:wtf,go touch grass

by greekguy69 June 30, 2022

a person in need of touching grass

another name of a genshin impact player over ar 40

shut up carlos, i know you're a person in need of touching grass, since you're obssesing over your xiao build for the literal 57th time this week and your ar is insanely high.

by stronkscorbunny December 15, 2021

do i need to touch grass

yes, yes you do

Person 1: do i need to touch grass
Person 2: yes, yes you do

by vem är du May 25, 2022

l bozo+ratio+noob+touch grass+nolife+dadless+cringe+get good

its used to describe an idiot or someone thats really dumb.

you suck l bozo+ratio+noob+touch grass+nolife+dadless+cringe+get good bozo

by capythany March 25, 2023

L+Bozo+Ratio+Touch grass+Noob+Newbie+Stinky+L Man+W Less+L Full

L+Bozo+Ratio+Touch grass+Noob+Newbie+Stinky+L Man+W Less+L Full is a overused hate full word.

John: Stop posting cringe man.
Emily: Nah i'm posting many cringe videos for clout UwU
John: Bruh L+Bozo+Ratio+Touch grass+Noob+Newbie+Stinky+L Man+W Less+L Full.

by BruhDictionary February 20, 2022