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War Thunder

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The act of leaking sensitive or classified documentation on military equipment, technologies, or general intel online.

Usually an attempt to win an argument online when somone's favorite vehicle or weapons system isn't represented "well enough" in their shitty MMO.

Other times it's a move pulled by larpers online who think it will make themselves look cool.
(Insert user here) has been banned from (Insert discord server name here) for the following offenses: Posting F-16 documentaion marked with "NOFORN" in #memes

User: The hell did (banned user) go?

Moderator: To the forums probably. Dumbass was caught doing a War Thunder, so we had to ban his ass.
by Stupid Idiot Wyvern. November 18, 2023
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War thunder

War thunder is a game that is complete hell and makes you wanna die.
person number one: "SHIT DEPLOY FLARES TISM 2"
Tism 2: "FUCKFUCKFUCK NEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWM BANG *fucking explodes due to war thunder AIM-9 sidewinder*"
by The autism lad October 7, 2023
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War thunder

A game that is for holocaust denying wehraboos and tankies who think Joseph Stalin is funny, or dumbass Americans
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War Thunder

Cancer in Pain mixed into a game.
"Hey bro do you play War Thunder?"

"Unfortunately"
by the_biggest_funni June 23, 2023
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War Thunder

War thunder is an online credit card simulator where you fly planes and shoot tanks. It is made by Gaijin entertainment. To get to your favorite modern vehicle can take 6+ months, or you can buy a premium plane or tank for $75 and cut that in half. The game is also very buggy and unbalanced, and any Russian tank is immediately better than all the other tanks in the game due to stalinium, a rare Russian material that is indestructible. The players also like to leak classified documents to make the game slightly more realistic.
Bob: โ€œTom, why do you take out so many bank loans?โ€
Tom: โ€œSo I can afford the War Thunder premiums.โ€
Bob: โ€œYouโ€™re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?โ€
Tom: โ€œI need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.โ€
by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024
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War thunder rizz

charizzma or ability to attract a mate due to knowledge of military machinery and facts about the hit game war thunder.
my bro got that war thunder rizz lol *points at man screaming facts about the b 29 US bomber aircraft at a woman".
by DieWirblesturm January 23, 2024
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