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motion thickness

Motion Thickness is when you are riding along in a vehicle and you start to get a woody from the vibration of the vehicle
by Motion thickness March 18, 2014
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Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.
I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.
by Chett2tees October 21, 2017
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Squirts and tinkles

Try it this way. "For squirts and tinkles"
by ol'ar February 17, 2010
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mr. twinkles

A big purple dildo who is very hairy and has sparkles on him. He is best friends with the buddy o'croddys and loves to fuck them in the ass and will fuck up anyone who says buddy.
Buddy: I need some dick rn
Mr. Twinkles: "Flies in and goes straight for the asshole"
by Buddy LeRoy October 31, 2017
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Thankless Job

A bottom rung of society shit job, little pay, and you get no respect for doing it, but someone has to do it, and it sucks ass when it's you.
"Steve has such a shitty job as a garbage man."
"Yeah, it's a Thankless Job, but someones gotta do it, you know without garbage men and women we'd have trash buildup everywhere."
"Yeah, thats true......wanna go laugh at him since our jobs are better, and his is crap?"
"You know it."
by Me the Breadcat July 18, 2015
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material thickness

(adj.) 1. Description of a voluptuous woman, whether it is a nice juicy big booty or a nice set of jugs or a combination thereof.

(adj.) 2. Description of a female that has got the curves in all the right places, similar to that of Vida Guerra. Not to be used for description of females under 120 lbs.
scenario #1: Hey check the material thickness on Suzie, she has got it goin' on!

scenario #2: (for the fatties, comparable to Rosanne or Christie Alley before the weight loss) DAMN! look at that chick, that like 4 inch material thickness!!

scenario #3: (for the hotties, comparable to Beyonce Knowles or Vida Guerra) Man, Vida Guerra has got 3/16" material thickness going on, and then you look at her ass and it like POW 1/2" material thickness.
by El Magico July 2, 2007
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twinklers

because the word fingers is gross , the word twinklers is given for the long things at the end of your hand instead.
i broke two of my twinklers
by moosi August 12, 2005
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