Lachlan

Lachlan is a pot head. He has anorexia and wants to be a fashion fuck. No style, no future and no friends.

Did you hear about Lachlan?

Yeah he is such a loser!

by gordon bolognaise January 9, 2019

lachlan

The guy who always sits around and does nothing while his "friends" do all his work for him.

OMG, his name is actually Lachlan

by Kyle345 November 16, 2016

lachlan

Someone who likes to admire the size of male dogs testicles

Lachlan: "Wow look at the size of Rosco's balls. THEY'RE HUGE!!!!"

by L337 H4X0R March 15, 2003

Lachlan

Usually a short boy with a small dick. This name is for the whitest of white boys and is usually used for kids with a shitty past and future.

Do you know that lachlan kid? The one with a small dick? Yeah that one

by Mia Enh November 7, 2019

Lachlan

simply the fattest cock no cap

lachlans HUGE cock is out!!!

by chode smoker69 March 23, 2022

Lachlan

A humble, sweet guy who always tries to make a situation better. He is very smart, but pretends not to be and enjoys sticking his tongue out when taking selfies. Soft, pretty boy with nice eyebrows and a soft complexion. He may seem like a good boy at first but he is very messed up sexually, very well endowed.

Oh? Lachlan? The one who stays in his room all day swiping through dating apps?

by Lachlan Philbey February 3, 2021

Lachlan

Lachlan is just the best person ever. Hes got a huge cock and lots of money and everyone wants to be him. There have been reports of people praying to lachlan instead of jesus.

Oh heavenly father, lachlan, please grant me the strength to slay puss and be a sick cunt.

by Definitelynotlachlan November 22, 2021