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Dead Mans Hand

2 definitions:

1. (as stated by Wikipedia, the best source to fuck with your teachers): a two-pair poker hand consisting of the black aces and black eights. The pair of aces and eights, along with an unknown hole card, were reportedly held by Old West folk hero, lawman, and gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok when he was shot and killed.

2. When an individual has some catastrophic blackmail on someone else but only chooses to use it as a last resort (loosely based off Russia's dead hand (go look that up))
(second definition defined here)

Person 1: Yo, how did Mark get fired? Wasn't he a model employee?

Person 2: Yeah, but he was fucking with the wrong guy for too long, then that guy recorded him saying some of the foulest fucking shit ever, and then he showed their boss.

Person 1: Seems a little excessive.

Person 2: Well, that was his dead mans hand. He tried to resolve the situation by literally any other means, but Mark just keep pushing his luck.

Person 1: Well, I guess that's fair.
by #1 Vance Joy Fan October 14, 2023
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dead man's hand

the act of masturbating with a numb hand, preferrably after sitting on the desired hand.
"hey joony, i did the dead man's hand yesterday"
"did it really feel like a handjob?"
by destroyer of memes April 15, 2015
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Pac Man Hand

The result of an epic Pac Man gaming session. The hand is tight like a claw, and generally the thumbs, wrists and fingers are unusable. Like RSI, but with more immediate effects.

The condition can also be brought on by other arcade and console games especially if you are the competitive sort and are a bit heavy handed with the joystick/controller.
I only lost the game coz I had Pac Man Hand.
by The Style PA February 28, 2009
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dead man's hand

the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.
hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.
by john gallione December 9, 2008
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sexual man hands

Unusually long, elegant and artistic fingers and hands, disproportionate in size to a man's height. Can evoke sexual fantasies in women; often viewed as an indicator of penis length. First used to describe the hands of guitarist Aaron North (Buddyhead, Nine Inch Nails, The Icarus Line).
She can't stop staring at that dude's sexual man hands.
by veryblonde January 4, 2009
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dead man's hand

the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.
hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.
by john gallione January 10, 2007
mugGet the dead man's handmug.

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