by webbfr January 2, 2025

That moment when nature calls, and in a split second you find yourself holding onto the bowl, praying that this "muddy mess" will be over soon. (AKA a massive, normally watery, dookie)
Big bad Blake: can little jimmy come out to play?
Jimmy's mom: jimmy big bad Blake is here to play.
Jimmy: mom I ate too many hot wings and I'm blowing my hole all on the porcelain throne.
Jimmy's mom: jimmy big bad Blake is here to play.
Jimmy: mom I ate too many hot wings and I'm blowing my hole all on the porcelain throne.
by House Nīgga January 20, 2014

When your friend poops in your girlfriends ear so you put your dick in it so it comes out the other ear. While it oozes out you catch it in a cup and mix it with pee and eat it. After that you kiss your girlfriend while you have bits of poop in your teeth and make her eat it
by SirJalen February 23, 2017

Mix a shot glass of your fav liquor and cream. The person who is the "whale" gets on all fours and sticks their ass in the air. Then the person sticks confetti up their ass and then wedges the shot glass filled with liquor in their asshole. A second person then takes the shot with only their mouth while the "whale" pushes with their abdomen to shoot out the confetti into the air.
by PistolPeat December 21, 2022

When your high on molly and eat out a woman’s ass while numb and she shits and farts in your mouth and you blow it back in her asshole
by Dixie Normous September 14, 2022

by Wordhelper1010 January 5, 2018

When you’re sitting in the bathtub and the tip of your penis floats above the surface of the water such that your urethra is exposed to the air.
by Patmanpancakes December 10, 2022
