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Eat the Backhoe

To come out of a situation with less than someone else.

To get the shitty end of the stick.
Well you two just spend on my credit cards and I'll eat the backhoe.
by Moe Jaroney August 19, 2019
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backho

An ugly, boring, unpleasant and/or unhygenic woman, often obese, who attempts to compensate socially by engaging in extreme promiscuity.
Although Danielle though her male friends hung around her for her personality, in reality they considered her something of a backho.
by Al Littletomatoes March 4, 2010
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Booger Backhoe

A booger back hoe is when someone grows out the pinky finger nail to help dig out that hard to reach booger!
Damn Michelle I’m glad I grew out my booger backhoe or I’d have never got that booger out!

Hey bro why’s your pinky finger nail so long? Ah that’s my booger backhoe for digging deep in the nose meat!

For when that booger’s deep in call in the booger backhoe!
by Big1Adam December 30, 2018
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The Backhoe

When a woman is giving you a blowjob while you are sitting down and you reach over her back, stick two fingers in her anus, and lift her off the ground.
My man Diesel lifted her knees and feet off the ground using the Backhoe.
by Deez Diesel February 12, 2024
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Backhoeing

When Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* digs himself in a very deep hole that can not be signified by a shovel alone, but with a backhoe.

Example: "Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* is constantly backhoeing himself into even more trouble then he was in before."
"Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* is constantly backhoeing himself into even more trouble then he was in before."
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backhoe man

A construction worker who plows your wife instead of the back yard.
Doofus: The garage is not wired up because the contractor spent all with my wife instead of working!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!
by HAFSNT July 22, 2023
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backhoe tug

when a guy is too fat to masturbate and has to stroke backward from elbow looking like a backhoe boom
bob is so fat he has to resort to the backhoe tug to pull himself
by windowgoblin May 21, 2018
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